Newman's Own Cereal, Cinnamon Fiber Flakes 12 Oz

Wheat bran cereal with cinnamon & brown sugar. All natural. No high fructose corn syrup. High in fiber. No artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. 0 g trans fat per serving. Low fat. Vitamin fortified. Legend: There was a young boy named Timmy who had a very round tummy. Timmy hated his tummy and was so mortiflated he fled to the closet to consult with his favorite teddy bear who said, Timmy, you've got to reduce your girth and regain your mirth. Let's consult doctor bear who's over there. Doctor bear poked his finger into Timmy's tummy and said, Gushy. What do you eat for breakfast? Cereals, said Timmy. Two bowls of cereals. Aha! exclaimed doctor dear, frosted this and sugary that. No wonder! But they're yummy, said Timmy. But look at your tummy! Cereal can be yummy but sugar is rummy, so tell your mummy that Newman's Own now has cereal with less sugar, all natural, just sweet enough with natural stuff. So Timmy told his mummy, the new cereals were yummy, Timmy lost his tummy, and any kid who's still eating those sugary, sugary cereals is, as Doctor Teddy says, A first-class dummy! Product of Canada.