Newman's Own Lite Cranberry Walnut Dressing

Newman's Own Lite Cranberry Walnut Dressing. All natural. N. All profits to charity. 63% less fat. 44% fewer calories than regular dressing. Paul Newman and Newman's Own Foundation have given over $300 million to thousands of charities since 1982. The great salad dressing balloon race. An armada of balloons loaded with light cranberry. The starters gun - bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman's Own balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft and further than Wishbone. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman's Own lite cranberry in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman's Own lite, she murmurs, "you taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby", and patting his fanny she whispers, "and no fat." Comparison per serving: Lite cranberry dressing: 70calories - 4 grams fat. Regular dressing: 127 calories - 11 grams fat. Lighten up! Lite cranberry walnut produced exclusively for: Newman's Own, Inc. Newman's Own, Inc. www.newmansown.com. Newman's Own Foundation continues Paul Newman's commitment to donate all royalties and after tax profits form this product for educational and charitable purposes. Learn more about our mission at newmansownfoundation.org. NAPRG. Pete.